I am going to start a new segment called "Abby's Crazy Dreams." Believe me, you are going to love it.
Pilot Episode:
We move to Cali into a new futuristic duplex that is round. We own half of the round shape, like a half moon. Also, the apartment came pre-filled with feral cats that we had to dispose of. There is a vending machine in the kitchen filled with frozen desserts and the bathroom had an airplane style toilet (vacuum suction). Also, gangs controlled the railroad tracks. There is an elevated bicycle ramp with a train stop connected to the duplex. The strangest room is the 'drying room.' Upon shutting the door and turning the handle to closed, anything in the room would become instantly dehydrated. Apparently, I left our baby in the room and turned the room on. Our baby instantly became dehydrated and was declared dead. Abby was very upset but I told her I didn’t mean to do it. Then I explained that since it was freeze dried, she would have the baby forever, like a baby doll. The baby's mouth was even stuck kind of creepily half open like a baby doll. Also, we would have competitions when having sex. When the train arrived at the station, we would start having sex and try to finish before the rain left the station (can't imagine that would be hard for me). Abby describes it as "crazy jackrabbit sex."
When you left the apartment down metal ladder stairs, you entered a lobby with three hallways. One hallway lead to the pet area, where you could take your pets to poo and stuff. Another one is a grand ballroom, where you they enforced a dress code of tuxedo and ball gown to enter. The third was a banquet hall where weddings are always held. None of the hallways were labeled and the realization of walking into the wedding room with a dog and messing up a wedding was a reality to the occupants. The other side was a train station terminal with a Santa Fe restaurant. The owner is very wealthy and we became friends. One night, while laying in bed and watching a documentary about former gang leaders, we saw the owner and he was identified as a former gang leader but was reported as dead.
This is but a mere glimpse into what is reported to me on a morning basis.
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From Kelly this morning:
We volunteer to bring Kelly's dad's merchandise to a convention. Apparently at the gas stations/truck stops, you pull food from a container in the ground. We go into a diner and I start singing karaoke. There is a group there (similar to TLC or SWV (Sisters with Voices) ). They say I have a great voice and they want me to perform with them. I tell Kelly, "See, Kelly, I told you I could sing." We leave the place and the car has been stolen. Kelly says, "My dad is going to kill me."
The funny thing is I can translate Abby's dream and completely understand!
I feel like Abby should have been blonde or you should have been red-headed. You two think entirely too much alike. Almost like me and Ryan. Almost.
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